What do you call a necrophilic gangbang Cracking open a cold one with the boys
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate? A liar.
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
So my sister is a feminist I asked her what do you to hear a rape joke she said no I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
What do need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
Why do people not play uno with Mexicans... because they are always stealing the green cards
What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport???
•terminal
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter he isn't coming to you.
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals? To keep all the vegetables fresh.