How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
What do you call the space in between Kim Kardashian's breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.