After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
How do emos propose
Would you like to join my family tree
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Q:What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A:How do you breathe through that little thing?
Why do trees never call emo kids?
The emos always hang up on them.
What do you call numbers that don’t stay in place?
Roamin’ Numerals.
Why do pedophiles never win a race?
Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life
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Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright
People say that life is short I say... Life is the longest thing we ever do
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
Me having a good day Going on a walk on a peaceful day* my depression: hey whats up! Me: go away. My depression: well how rude. Me: 🙄. My depression: remeber that one tim...... Me: no, dont even. My depression: that we..... Me: nope. My deprssion: *says really fast*:said that one stupid joke that wasnt funny and everybody just stared at you, and then you spilt water all over yourself and it looked like you peed yourself. And you went home and cried yourself to sleep just like yoy do every single night. Me: 😳😶😟. My depression: 😉 dont worry I'll always be here for you.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what their doing and the father says: "Well...We're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon. The next day when little Jonny's father comes come Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" HIs father is confused. "What do you mean?" He asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Do want to know why they call it an orphanage? Cause they couldn't call it orphans home
what do you call a dad in the mirror?
( Your imagination )
What do you call when a friend calm his suicidal friend? Hang in there buddy
