What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
How do you know when a fat person stops eating? You read about it in the obituary.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
How do flat-earthers travel? On a plane.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
How do you break up a fight between two gay men Say can you get straight to the point
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
