DoS jokes
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What’s one thing a man can do that a woman can’t?
Sit down and shut up.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet? A liqueur cabinet.
There were four men eating dinner on the Titanic when it hit the iceberg.
The waiter said, "We have to get to the lifeboats!"
The teacher said, "What about the kids?"
The lawyer said, "Fuck the kids."
The priest said, "Do you think we'll have time?"
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
What do you call a homosexual wrestler?
Gay Mysterio.
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Roses are red, Epstein's face turned blue.
Trump's on that list, And there's nothing he can do.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!