DoS

DoS jokes

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?

They all shoot people for a living.

My mother was suffering from menstrual pain. So I fucked her for 7 hours to ease her pain. I continued to do so for the next 6 days. Even after fucking her 51 times during her 7-day period, I fucked her 5-6 times a day for the next three months and stopped her period for 9 months! Only her son can understand and ease the pain of a mother.

Two men are sitting at a coffee table.

Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."

Joe: "Why do you say that?"

Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."

Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."

Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."

Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?