DoS jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
How do you piss off a midget?
Give them a yo-yo and tell them to play with it.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
In Jr. high, we all had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood and wrote a report on how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
Why do I support slavery?
Because I’m white.
What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?
Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."
A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."
A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"
Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."
What do you call a flooded hospital?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do black parents and elevators have in common?
Neither of them can raise anything without a belt.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What do bungee jumping and a gay man have in common?
If the rubber breaks, they're in beep shit.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.
"Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"
"Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."
What do you call lesbian twins?
Lick-A-Likes.