A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
Cotton waiting to be picked.
Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?
You keep the tradition of hitting black things.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and on their land.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT
do you want to be in heaven with Jesus our savior or be in earth with bad things
Do you want to give your life to God and be in Heaven?
Why do butts always win at poker?
They always hold the best PAIRS!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
What do you call someone who is half a Jew?
Jew-ish.
What kind of tests do rappers always pass?
Sound checks!
Why do asses make the best detectives?
They always CRACK the case
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
There were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape!
So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. You see... You see, he's afraid of falling.
So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
How do you know Adam and Eve were white?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from black women?
When cops say you have the right to remain silent,
You're just happy you have the right to do something.
