Dont jokes
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.