Dont jokes
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender.
(this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended)
What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench?
One can support an average family.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.