Dont jokes
I don't know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of 'em'.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What’s the best way to make sure you don’t get COVID?
Suicide.
Video games don't make people violent, lag does.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
I have depression, but I don't know how to show it in feelings.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have a site page?
Because there's no home page.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Got a job at the library yesterday... It lasted fifteen minutes... Turns out books about women's rights don't belong in the fiction section.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.