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Dont you hate it when you sit on your balls. its a real nuttcracker
When you ask your brother where his hairline is and he points whee its supposed to be at you say i dont see one there
knock knock whos ther boo boo who dont cri its just a joke
today my idiot brother screamed"ahhhhh im dead!' but it wasn't really, so i d3cded to make it a reality until my sister came.............................
AND HELPED ME! - for once but then two minutes later my mom showed up, we k!lled him right infront of her and she screamed! "DONUTS AND PIZZA FOR YPU AND MORE IF YOU GO TO MRS ROBERTS HOUSE AND SAY HI AND BYE TO DADDY!!!!! and she hands us both a sharp tool and i say what about tommy??!!! arn't u MAD!!!!!!! then she replied who's THAT!!??? COZ HE AINT MINE HIS NAME IS TOMMY, TOMMY ROBERTS. so then me and my sister visit mrs ROBERTS AND SHE SAID OH THIS ISN'T ANYTHING IMPORTANT GO HOME! so then my sister nd i say hi! and do a countdount aftr that my nike white jumper had turned red! IT WAS A MUCH BETTER COLOUR , MUM SEEMED TO APROVE AS WELL!😊😊😊 but then the police question us where daddy was so then mom said....................... oh he's moved on! so then the police officer was like ahem ma'm where! SO THEN I BELLOWED.......................... UP - UR -A##. And we got let off the hook, then we moved oh and we k!lled the cop 2 and oh did i meantion we HAD a maid, and a landlord and a cat but they were all 2 annoying so we got rid of them and now our new backyard is very smellyyy and i dont think there is enoff space to put muummy anymore so now i dont think sissy will fit either🧐 i will ask my neibour nessy she'll obviously say YES or ill........................................
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abraham linkin was a good man, he jumped out the windoe with his dick in his hand and walked up to a groop of lades and said im do my dute so why dont you give me some booty
what has legs but cant walk...dont know?A paralyzed person;))
herishy, my little sissy dont report me
my dad said i need to eat more i dont no why but his fat ass need to stop eating
Whats funny about sex? i dont get it
I was lying on the bed the other night and my mrs was playing with my cock trying to get it to go hard, she asked me whats the matter i said i just dont find women without hair very attractive
Dr Dre caught his friend snoop dogg looking in other people's draws Dre then said dont snoop around.
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what job do you want if you dont want peoples two since
a catholic priest
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i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was
kid:your mom
orphan:i dont have a mom
Do you now how chinese people roast they say boy if you dont get your chi chong head boy.
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