Dont jokes

A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asked what that was for.

"It is for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?

Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.

Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.

If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?

What happens when you search nudes on my phone?

Nothing, I don't have any.

Don't you find it ironic that Kobe Bryant bounced his helicopter off the ground like a basketball?

I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.

This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.

Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!

Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

When your sister asks you to entertain her, you don't!

How to tell your kid is adopted? Hi Daisy, let's play a game called "You're adopted!" I will start: Your mum died so I had to adopt you, but don't think I love you because you were the only kid there, haha!

The only hood I like is pointy and white.

That's why I can't trust people when I don't see their face at night.

FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS

Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.

Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.

Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.

Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.

Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.

Oh God By Dixie Rect.

Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.

Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.

Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.

The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

People love you.

Don't die.

Koalas are weird. Why? I don't know!

If you're white and you're racist to someone, don't do anything.

Why can't orphans suck dick?

Because they don't have a stepbro.

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.