If you hate America, I don't like you :)
Dont Jokes
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
When your wife gets pregnant and you don't want a kid, just come on down to Momma Mia's Pizzeria and abortion clinic!
Why don't stags buy drugs? Because they are too deer.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
A man walked into a bar with an AK-47 with a 50-round mag and yelled out, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" Everyone was quiet.
One man at the back stood up and called, "Sorry mate, but I don't think you have enough bullets."
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do guys hold their ball sack when they run?
Because they don't have titties.
Don't adopt people, or else your parents are gonna say you're ACTUALLY adopted, k thx. No jokes anymore, bye.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
"You suck. I don't wanna be married anymore ://////"
Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.
Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
