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why does the kids cant see their parents because they dont have one
when your wife gets pregnet and you dont want a kid just come on down to momma mias pizzareia and abortion clinic!
Why dont stags by drugs? Because they are too deer.
Wife:I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Dont worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Dont adopt People or else, ur parents are gonna say ur ACTUALLY adopted k thx no jokes anymore bye
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
Why dont Orphans play baseball. They dont know where home is.
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A man walked into a bar with a ak-47 with 50 round mag and yelled out who the fuck fucked my wife, everyone was quiet. one man at the back stood up and called, sorry mate but i dont think you have enough bullets.
to RANDYYYY,
hi randy this is ALYA i dont want. to fight with you if your an orphan and you do know about your past you probably get sad right? well these jokes just bring up the bad times up for me.
-ALYA with love
Dont challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion
why do guys hold their ball sack when they run? -because they dont have titties
my money dont jiggle jiggle it folds i want to see you wiggle wiggle for sure
why dont orphans have life 360?
becuase wont track them
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can u guys commet on my nuts jokes (aka willma, bofa, and savor) i just wanna see if ppl dont think its funny
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water ' His wife asked what that for. it is for your headache i dont have a headache
he smiles gotcha!!!!
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