Dont jokes
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.
Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(
I don't have time to write this joke.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Knock knock. Knock knock who? I'll knock knock you out if you don't stop.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
My mom said that I don't listen to homophones, but then I said, "No, I listen to headphones."
"Um, honey, I'm glad you're done, but um, WHO KICKED OUR BABY'S ASS?! I'M PRETTY SURE FACES DON'T BEND THAT WAY!!"
Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.
Why can't orphans go to homecoming? Because they don't have a home to go to.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."