Dont jokes
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
"Hey, Prince, I want to say, "Don't die, I love you!"
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Don't make a person look a fool when you are the real one!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
I asked my teacher if I needed to be in the special ED class, but she said I don’t eat enough vegetables.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.
Person 1: A life.
Person 2: I don't get it.
Person 1: Exactly.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why do people use terms like "sucky" to mean that they don't like something?
If something "sucks," shouldn't that signify that it is at least good for one thing and will bring pleasure?
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Hi, how are you? Busy doing today? Did I have to text more today after dinner? I did text, and you have been to the vet and walk walk home from home and walk walk home 🏠. Night is so nice 👍. I did not walk away, but you don’t want me to text me to let you know when I get home, can you walk?