Dont jokes
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Please don't make a joke about me; I'm just a human.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
People love you.
Don't die.
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Don't listen.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Don't do suicide, that shit kills.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
What's the difference between orphans and girlfriends? I don't have 100 girlfriends locked in my basement.
My Mom said she's going to kill me if I don't stop using my computer.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.