Dont jokes

Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.

Why don't we keep the balls rolling?

If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.

Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?

He's Dahmer's son @domink.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why can't orphans see their parents?

Because they don't have one!

What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they're the ones who made the toys.

Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs don't make a white.