Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
emos are weird to me because they dress up all black and you know i dont like that so thats why i dont like it
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa? Cause they make the toys.
You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"
why does the kids cant see their parents because they dont have one
What happens when you fail to be an emo you dont make the cut
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Don't say you want to eat out a five-year-old's pussy, because I have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy, UwU.
my friend asks me what does idk mean i said i dion't knowm my friend says you mean i don't know i said thats what i said
Why can’t two Chinese ppl make a white baby? Bc two wongs dont make a white
One day, I'm going to Malta to a big hotel. In the morning, I go down to eat breakfast. I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast. She brings me only one piece. I tell her I want a piece. She says, "Go to the toilet." I say, "You don't understand. I want a piece on my plate." She says, "You better not piss on your plate, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!!
Later, I go to eat at the big restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork. I tell her I wanted a fork. She tells me everyone wanna fuck. I say, "You don't understand, I want a fork on my table." She says, "You better not fuck on the table, you son of a bitch." I don't even know the lady, and she calls me a son of a bitch.
I don't need this shit!
So, I go back to my room in a hotel, and there are no sheets on the bed. I call the manager and tell him I want a sheet. He tells me, go to the toilet. I say, "You don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed." He says, "You better not shit on my bed, you son of a bitch."
I go to the checkout, and the man at the desk says, 'Peace on you.' I say, 'Piss on you too, you son of a bitch. I'm going back to Italia. Arrivederci!'
I don't need this shit!
Moral of the story, don't go to Australia with a Korean accent.
Why don't communists like Microsoft? Because it's Minecraft instead of ourcraft.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
