Dont jokes
The man had no arms and a little girl came over and said, "Give me a high-five."
He said, "I’ve got no arms," and the girl said, "Are you an eel? Cause he don’t have arms."
My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.
A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"
The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."
The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
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Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑