Dont jokes
Why don't terrorists like Walmart?
They prefer a Target.
When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
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Why don't orphans like getting lost?
Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
Why don’t midgets wear tampons?
Because they’ll trip over the string.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
Why don't you use a dull pencil?
Because there's no point. 😐😑😑
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
When a woman says, "I need to be treated like a delicate flower," don't cut the wrong cord on the bomb.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'