I don't think I could ever become a beggar. I really don't like change.
Dont Jokes
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
They don't call priests "daddy," they call me daddy.
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
A Russian, a Brit, and a terrorist are in an air balloon.
First, the Russian says, "I dare to throw a stone down!" So he does that, but the others don't seem to be impressed. So the Brit says, "I dare to throw a brick down!" So again he does that, the Russian is impressed, but the terrorist laughs and says, "I dare to throw a bomb down!" So he does that and everybody can't believe what they have just seen. So a bit further, they land, and a shocked and afraid little boy comes running up to them. So they ask what happened, on which the little boy said, "I farted and my school exploded."
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
Orphans don't like family sized chips, I wonder why.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
