Why dont orphans go on trips at school
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You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why can orphans get away from the FBI?
Because they don't have a house.
Why cant orphans go on field trips
They dont have anybody to sign the form
My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.
I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.
why cant orphans be gay
because they dont have noone to call them daddy
Kid: Where do I put this paper?
Teacher: I already said go ask your neighbors.
Kid: Ok. *Walks home to his neighbor's house*
Kid: Hey neighbor, I didn't know where to put this paper, and my teacher said to ask you. Do you know?
Neighbor: No, sorry, I don't.
Kid: Okay, bye! *Kid walks back to school.*
Kid: Teacher, my next-door neighbor didn't know.
Teacher: Ugh, you went home?!
Kid: Yes, you told me to!
Teacher: I meant at school!
Kid: Ohhhhhh!
Teacher: Duh!
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
dad: im giving all your toys to the orphan kid. kid:why Dad: so you dont get bored
I was walking and I saw a girl crying, and she told me to take her dollhouse and I asked why. She said because I don't have one.
you so fat u dont need internet cuz u already worldwide
this ole boy thats locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her and she said well fuck you i dont need you no more anyway I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me and he said well honey thats the least of my worries I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin to fuck me
I DONT CARE IF I GOT BEAT THE FIRST DAY U WERE BORN YO MOMMA ASK FOR A RECIEPT
Please dont get mad its a joke whats the difference between a bullet and a police officer at least when a bullet kills someone its fired
why cant orphans suck dick.
because they dont have a stepbro
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Why dont Orphans go to the park?
Because they're parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
my dad said i need to eat more i dont no why but his fat ass need to stop eating
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