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How do you know if a rapper is lying?
His rhymes don't add up.
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.
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Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the beat.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
You like kissing boys, don't you?
I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?
They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
You know my first name, but don’t worry about it; you’ll only be screaming my first.
In Israel, they don't have Walmarts; they only have Targets.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why do lesbians shop at Sports Authority? Because they don’t like dicks.