Don't-know jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

If you don’t know the difference between their, there, and they’re, then you're an idiot.

How many people fit in a tree?

I don't know, you tell me.

Son asks dad, "How much does marriage cost?"

Dad: "I don’t know, son. I’m still paying for it."

I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?

B: I don't know.

A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...

B: ...

Hi, I...

Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.

The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?

Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

What does a dead baby look like?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.

All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

Why can't orphans have sex?

They don't know who daddy is.

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.

Why is my dad gone?

I don't know.

Life is like a game of chess.

I don’t know how to play chess.

When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.

My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"

Me: "Your mom gay lol."

My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."

You: "Your mom gay lol."