Don't-know jokes
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Two blondes fell in a hole and one asked, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" and the other one says, "I don't know, I can't see."
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday? They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout?
I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
I don’t know why I go to the gym. Being healthy is dying as fast as possible, and I really want to speed that shit up.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, she's still trying to open it...