Don't-know jokes
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Hi, I...
Sorry, my cat touched my computer. I don't know how to delete.
The joke is that if you take a cap off a bottle, is it decapitation?
Sorry guys, it's a hard word to spell.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
What does a dead baby look like?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate.
What does a deaf person do when they hear people scream? I don't know; it's not like they're gonna hear it anyway.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.
All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
Life is like a game of chess.
I don’t know how to play chess.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
My mom: "Dear, I don't know why your grandma is spending more time with her friend Carla, can you spy on her?"
Me: "Your mom gay lol."
My mom: "Don't talk about your grandma like that, you rude girl."
You: "Your mom gay lol."