Don't-know jokes

Why are transgender people like confused kids?

Because they both don't know what they want to be in life.

What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?

I don't know... I'm from China.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.

I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...

Knock, knock...

Who's there?

I don't know?!?

A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.

The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!

The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”

Why did the butt fart?

Because they don't know the words.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is!

Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

When do you go at stop and stop when done?

I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?

I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?

With a degree!

I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.

Why did the qack go duck?

I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8

Why do orphans not play bingo?

Because they don’t know what a full house is.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.