Don't-know jokes
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
What's the difference between a chicken and a dog?
I don't know... I'm from China.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.
The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!
The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”
Why did the butt fart?
Because they don't know the words.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
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I know 25 letters of the alphabet, but I don't know why.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
I don't know why there are 26 letters in the alphabet.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
I bought these trainers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced it with, but I have been trippin' all day.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
How does a well-educated graduate approach a delicate situation?
I don't know, how does a well-graduated education approach a what?
With a degree!