Don't-know jokes

Hi, what's your name?

I don't know, I'm disabled.

Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

A man walked into a bar and said, "What do you call a cum shot?"

The people running the bar said, "I don't know, nut."

The guy said, "Are you calling me a nut?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

They don’t know what a full house is.

Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?" Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

I went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when I saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range. I don't know who snitched...

Billy: "I'm so used to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long-distance relationship."

Sally: "Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall..."

Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.

How many victims does Shaw have?

We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.

I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!

Which planet would I consider dating?

I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is.

Hey, I haven't been on for like 2 months. I don't know who is still on here or like if everyone left, but yuh, I just decided to come back. Hey.

Man: I must confess, Father.

Priest: What are you here to confess?

Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.

Priest: And what happened to your son?

Man: He said a man raped him.

Priest: When and where did this happen?

Man: A local church. I don't know which one.

Priest: ...By whom?

Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.

Priest: ...Shit

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

What did the little girl with no arms get for Christmas?

I don't know, she's still trying to open it...

When I get suicidal, everyone worries. I don't know why because that is when I'm the happiest, thinking about death.