Don't-know jokes

How do you make a baby survive a fall of over 300 metres?

I don't know. I've dropped dozens off the Empire State Building and none have lived.

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

What do you call a guy named Kaiden?

I don't know, lol.

Walter, I don't know, man, seems kinda sus.

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Patient: Doctor, every time I look in a mirror, I feel ill, as if I'm about to throw up. What's wrong with me?

Doctor: I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect.

Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.

I don't know, my friend did it.

Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?

Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Why can't orphans play House Flipper?

'Cause they don't know what to do.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Two blondes fell down a hole.

One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."

Why can't orphans play sports?

They don't know what a home team is.