Don't-know jokes
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why can’t orphanage kids play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
Me and bro talking about direct objects at 1 a.m. because we don’t know English.
Me all the time :
So, I’m not sure if it’s a joke, but I thought it was funny. So imagine you try to die by shooting yourself, but you sneeze and pull the trigger... I don't know about you, but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf, I wasn’t readyyyy!
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
I don't know why everyone cares so much about 3D printers. I've had a Canon printer for years.
So, I was fucking my daughter the other day and my wife walked in... I don't know what was funnier: the look on her face, or that the abortion clinic let me keep her.
Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.
Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."
Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
I don't know. He hasn't opened it yet.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.