Don't-know jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why do orphans not know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphanages play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.