Don't-know jokes
Me: What’s the definition of “ignorance”?
Friend: Don’t know?
Me: U STUPID!
My name is Shelly Bobby... I don't know my last name.
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why can't orphans play rounders?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
One day, I was walking through a park when I realized it was crowded.
To this day, I still don't know who let the children out of my basement.
Some guy interviewed me and asked how it felt to kill thousands of people. I replied, “I don’t know. I’ve only killed communists.”
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: I don't know why.
Man: Because they have a family plan.
Kid: Well, I need to get another phone service now.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
How many victims does Shaw have?
We don’t know yet. It’s four years and counting.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.