Donation jokes

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,

"Thank you for your donation!"

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

150,000$

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."

1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.