Donation jokes

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

A woman approached me in the street the other day with one of those charity collection buckets and asked me: Do you know how often people die from AIDS?

I said: Now I'm no expert, but I think it's only once.

Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,

"Thank you for your donation!"

I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."

My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

Official orgasm donor.

What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?

When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

I get more care packages than Africa.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

What do chairs spend on the most?

Chair-ity.

Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.

Orphans: YAY!

5 minutes later...

Orphans: Wait... where's the...

Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*

Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe