Donation jokes

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.

POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.

I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.

You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"

Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.

You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,

"Thank you for your donation!"

The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.

I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.

I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."

Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?

Because he saved 200 computers!

What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?

A donation team.

Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.

150,000$

Where can you donate an aborted fetus?

Your local pizzeria.

Why would you never donate to crabs?

Because they're shellfish!

Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.

So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.

Then I told him, "What are you doing?"

He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.

He then told me how easy would that be?

I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."