What do orphans and sperm donor kids have in common? They don't have dads.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations he says, "Thank you for your donation!"
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
I asked Stephen if he was an organ donor, and he said why.
I said, "That's a shame. I need parts for my go-cart."
why is stephen hawking an organ donator?
because he saved 200 computers.
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast? A donation team.
Why would you never donate to crabs?
Because they're shellfish!
150,000$
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
So I saw a 15 year old kid near a 15 year old girl checking her out.
Then I told him, "What are you doing?"
He told me he will decorate her locker, donate a lot of money to her, and buy her a lot of stuff.
He then told me how easy would that be?
I told him: "That sounds pretty SIMPle."
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
