Contribution jokes
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Memes
As a man can confirm
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
In the heart of a circular, creamy delight, there exists a void, a singular absence that adds to its charm. This hollow space, a perfect round, is a testament to the artistry of nature and man's culinary skills.
The hole, a silent observer, bears witness to the transformation of the substance around it, from a liquid state to a firm, yet supple form. It's a silent testament to the passage of time, a symbol of patience and the magic of fermentation.
The void, despite its emptiness, contributes to the overall aesthetic, making the slice a visual treat. It's a playful peek-a-boo with the world beyond, a window that adds mystery and intrigue.
In the end, the hole is not just a void, but a character in the story of this culinary masterpiece, a silent protagonist that adds depth and character to the narrative. It's a testament to the beauty of imperfection, a celebration of the unique and the unconventional.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Community
Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more
Pretty crazy to watch the American government collapsing in real time like this.
I wish the internet existed the way it did in the early 2000s during the Soviet union. I'd love to read message boards describing what people thought 5-10 years before the whole thing broke down.
And then the aftermath of people picking at the corpse and becoming absurdly wealthy after scooping up those state assets.
Republicans have … Read more
our friend, love, and amazing contribution to our community, Ethan, has unfortunately passed today, and was found dead at 8:05 am. there is no need to contact anyone because it is being taken care of by his family. Please, help is available to you. You can DM me on WJE lounge (James B) or you can contact a hotline )988) if you feel like you need help mentally. Thank you all, and I will be sharing notes he wrote all of you. Sincerely, James