Donation jokes
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn’t have a motherboard.
I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.
All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
I donated blood today. In the future, I will try to remember that I'm supposed to donate my blood only.
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
I get more care packages than Africa.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
Official orgasm donor.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What is the difference between a male prostitute who is a Democrat and a male prostitute who is a Republican?
When Republicans perform fellatio for money, it is called prostitution, but when Democrats perform fellatio for money, it is called a donation to their political campaign.