Donation jokes

What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?

They both thank you for your financial support.

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.

Son: Why?

Father: You’ll need them there.

I donated a computer to the orphanage...

It didn’t have a motherboard.

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

An orphanage is like a horse rescue: you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bidder.

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!

I get more care packages than Africa.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Official orgasm donor.

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

Food makers are proudly presenting human flesh-made foods. Donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives.

T and C apply. This is only in the best shops in your town, or down the road, or in your country. 1 like = 1 family member donated 'cause we're saving lives😎😎