Donation Jokes

Whats Big, bounces, and make little kids cry?

my donation to the orphanage :)

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you. But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.

My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.

Why is it you donate one kidney you're a hero but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess

When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you

When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh

The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

A orphanage is like a horse rescue, you rescue them, you rehabilitate them, and then you sell them to the highest bitter.

They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. That’s why orphanages exist!

It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.

I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart

Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream

Food makes are proudly presenting human flesh made foods donate your useless friends and family to us because we're saving lives T and C apply this is only in the best shops in your town or down the road or in your country 1 like = 1 family member donated cos we're saving lives😎😎