Dog Jokes - Page 29 - Worst Jokes Ever

Pet

What is a dog?

A pet.

Zoo

What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂

Memes

American

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Animal

If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.

Movie

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of Wall Street.

Weather

I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.

Time

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

Dalmatian

I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.

Memes

Test

fr tho

A white chihuahua is smiling with its tongue out. The text above the dog says, "WHEN YOU GET AN A ON THE TEST AND DIDN'T STUDY."

Sculpture

what?😦

A dog sculpture with a spoon stuck to its head. The dog is lying down and looking sad.

Question

Like if you can relate

A two panel image showing two dogs. The top panel shows a light-colored chihuahua looking directly at the viewer with a concerned expression. The text above the dog reads, "Mom... can I ask you something without you getting angry???" The bottom panel shows a black dog with glasses sitting at a table with a sewing machine in the foreground, appearing stern or annoyed.

Disney

A photo of seven black labradors sitting on a lawn. Above the dogs, text reads: "Disney announces remake of 101 Dalmatians."

Perspective

An image shows a large golden retriever and a small terrier-like dog standing side-by-side in mud. The mud covers the smaller dog much higher than the larger dog. The text reads: "How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask." Below the image are comments, one saying "i don't get it" and another saying "Short people have less value".

Dragon

A view from a car driving down a straight road lined with trees. The sky at sunset or sunrise is filled with dramatic clouds, one of which resembles a dragon. In the bottom right corner, a circular inset shows a white dog pointing upwards with its front paw, and a red arrow arcs from the dog towards the dragon-shaped cloud.

Action

The image shows a stick figure with its arm in different positions. The text labels the different arm positions: 'CALL WAITER', 'CALL TAXI', 'PET CHILDREN', 'PET DOG', and 'REST'. Additionally, there's a text that reads: "Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt: Erika!".

Good boy

A Golden Retriever dog is lying down and looking to the side with a smug expression. Text above reads: When your human says "Who's a good boy?" and you already know it's you.

Memes

AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
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AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog

Character

AYOOO

The image shows two cartoon characters. One, a dog-like character with a red hat and a shy expression, is in the foreground. The second character, a flower with a face, stands behind him. The overall vibe is from an animation.

Turkey

A dog is on top of a raw turkey in a roasting pan. The image is a screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says "OMG GET DOWN HERE! THOR GOT THE TURKEY!! HE'S HUMPING IT AND SNARLING AT EVERYONE!!!". The second says "My baby's in love!". The third message says "MOM NOT FUNNY! What are we going to do?? We have people to feed!". The last message says "Oh relax, we'll just wash it off and cook it. No one will know."

Idea

W dog

A photo shows three people pushing a blue van in the flood. A white dog is standing in the water by the van. The text on the right side says: "When you have no idea what's going on but you still try to help."

Community

yall i js got home from church and i was gone for a few hours and the dog got so excited to see me that she peed a little 😭😭😭

♡Hello Kitty♡

i was sleeping, and my damn dog was sitting by my door just barking.

good morning!!! goofy dog woke me up at 6 am