Dog jokes
What is a dog?
A pet.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
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If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
I went outside to catch some dog, but I mist.
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him.
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good morning!!! goofy dog woke me up at 6 am
Explain Bear and Corrupt Diss Track: First off, fuck off this site, no one asked for your two man circus of cringe And no one’s impressed by your dime store ideas of relevance Y’all walking red flags with Wi-Fi, always looking for a target Probably because you can’t stand the fact that you’re forgotten This ain't the Hunger Games, and you ain’t fucking President Snow Nobody likes you, fuck your monologues and your ma… Read more
Dear Sarah,
Your last comment was 3 days ago. You use your phone about 3-4 hours daily. You have a boyfriend, and possibly are in the field of medicine, although I can't be sure. You're right handed. (By "possibly" in the field of medicine I mean you don't seem to be in it yet, but you may be working towards it.) Ok, so you're definitely not in the field yet and are most likely in high school. You like horror, and y… Read more