what did the hot dog say to the condom.? hotdog condom style.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its cock
What is a dog 🐕 with only two legs 🦵? A human
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
I put a Dalmatian in a washing machine and killed him
What soda do dogs drink? Pupsi
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window
What is a dog 🐶 that does not walk? A magic dog
What is the difference between a human and a magic dog is what a human
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when got given birth too
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: 'Why is my sister caleed Crasy horse and my brother Rushing water?' Mum: Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions 2 dogs fucking?
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
On Paxomedy channel I made a video of a Rooster and a dog fighting. I needed to know why they were fighting. Once I dag down the issue it turned out that the Dog called the Rooster a Cock and the Rooster laughed and called the Dog a useless Bitch and that was the beginning of their fight and wierd enough the Cock won! I went to congratulate the winner but he thought he was insulting me by calling me Zinjathropus but I said that was a compliment because Zinja was an old skeleton found in Africa and I am African. I said to the Rooster he shouldnt have fought with the dog just because he called him a Cock. He said that being called a Cock is a compliment and the fighting was his exercise to toughen up for serious fights with Dogs!
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
How are Asians like a box of chocolates? Either way they’ll kill your dog
Tuesday I was looking at my family tree and two dogs were using it
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick
I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats
