Dog Jokes

Micheal Vick is coming to town hide your dogs.

My dog went once went to URANUS 🐶🤣🤣🤣

You know bc dogs sniff URANUS?😂😂😂

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me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O

When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time,look at a ugly dog,and smell the garbage

What should you name a dog without any legs? It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell he's not coming.

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toby fox

What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind

What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

what do you call dog magician labbrahcadaberh

What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac? Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog

What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅? Time to walk with you’re dog 🐶

Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?

Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.