Dog jokes

My friend made a joke about a dog. I said it was a "RUFF" joke.

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.

What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.

You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.

The female ones are called "bitch."

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together.

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable!

What do women and dog turds have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?

Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.

One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."

The other said, "Really? I like my bed."

What do dogs do that trees don't do?

Answer: They bark!

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What did the bus say to the mail?

Dog.

Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.

Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?

Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.

What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.

What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.

What did the mongol say to his dog?

Down syndrome!

"Dog the dog" and Maggie were frightened of her, and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor. Jokes and Maggie were walking. I was going to go off the road to the city hall to see her, and I said that the only one-piece dress for women readymade RB collection, as he was walking in the city, and Maggie was a little bit more on the side of it.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

What does a stray cat/dog have in common?

Both of them don't have a home!