What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Dog Jokes
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
