"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What did the bounty hunter call his favourite dog. His bobba pet
What is a Mexican favorite type of dog.A Chihuahua
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?- Jurassic Bark
What do u call a bitch? You call it a female dog
I used have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting. I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracadabrador
What do you do with a dog that has no legs, - Take him for a drag
How do you make a cat sound like a dog?
You set it on fire- then it goes WOOF!
Named my dog syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say “get Down syndrome”
What’s a homo police dog?
A gay-9.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
On the inside of a fire hydrant you'll find H2O. What's on the outside? K9P
What do dogs do when they lose their tail? -- They go to the retail store.
Why don't blind people skydive? -- Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks? -- A labracadabrador.
