Dog jokes
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
What kind of dog can do magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.