DOE jokes

What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?

They both broke and everybody cried.

What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.

Why does the orphan do robberies?

Because he wants to be wanted.

Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.

Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.

And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.

"Sticks and stones break my bones."

A crowbar does it so much quicker.

Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.

What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?

Screw you!

Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?

A. Has an abortion.

Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?

The orca Don-tist.

What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?

Mooooooooooo along!

Where does a French cat live?

- In Purr-is

OR

- In the Catacombs

OR

- In a chat-eau.