DOE jokes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
what your cat does when u aren´t home
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.