DOE jokes
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Memes
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?
Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."