DOE jokes
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Memes
Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't?
Answer: A home.