DOE jokes

What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?

3 shots.

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.

What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.

What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.

Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?

Nemo goes back to his father.

Why does Yoda like to get molested? Because he likes the Force.

Why does Darth Vader always choke people?

Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.

What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?

They are both hard.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.

What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

What does Joe Biden call a room full of kids? A toy room.

What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!