DOE jokes
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Where does the Batman go to pee?
The Batroom.
What did Homer Simpson say when he ran over a deer? "DOE!"
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?
White vans.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?