DOE jokes

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

How many dead babies does it take to put in a new light bulb? Not thirteen, cuz my basement is still dark. Let's try fourteen.

What kind of shoes does a kidnapper wear?

White vans.

How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.

What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?

Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?

Because it never runs out of juice.

How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!

What does a broken down vegetable say?

I need new wheels.

What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.

Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.

Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.

Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???

Daina (😌): I know, right?

So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.

So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...

What does gum in my d*ck have in common?

Both get chewed on by little kids.

If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?

How does Hellen Keller meet men?

She goes on blind dates.

What does a blowjob and a bonus check have in common?

Someone’s always willing to blow your bonus.

Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".

How does Osama feed his child? "Here comes the airplane, here comes another one."

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?

God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.