What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
DOE Jokes
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Where does a French cat live?
- In Purr-is
OR
- In the Catacombs
OR
- In a chat-eau.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Where does the killer whale go to get its teeth done?
The orca Don-tist.
Why does a woodpecker have a beak?
So as to not smash his head against the tree.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
