DOE jokes
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
How does the skeleton call his friends? With a tele-bone.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
What does a gorilla attorney study?
The law of the jungle.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Memes
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
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Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!