DOE jokes
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being dark.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
What do a turtle and a pedophile have in common?
They both try to get there before the hair does.
How many rapists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Punchline: One, but they prefer soda bottles instead.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Q: How many children does it take to shingle a roof?
A: Depends on how thinly you slice them.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
How does a disabled kid walk to school?
He wishes he had the facilities to.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They wait for it to turn itself in.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
How many Africans does it take to change a light?
A water bottle.