What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
The Florida Keys.
I’d roast you but your mirror does that for me everyday
Why does an Orphan never learn how to drive cause he has no dad to help him
i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant women... A kinder surprise
You're so ugly that when you were born your mother asked "how does my little treasure look", and the doctor replied, I think we should bury it immediately.
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
why does orphan's calendar only have 362 day's because they don't celebrate father,mother and valentines day.
if a orphan wants food who does it? no one everybody just watches him starve because they couldent find his parent's
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
How many Emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb.None they all just sit in the dark and cry.
When does a Joke become a Dad Joke? When it leaves and never come's back...
What does a Mexican not like in there drink- ice
What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?
A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent
what noise does Sally like to say? Splat
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
