DOE jokes
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Memes
What type of flower does an orphan use?
Self-raising flour.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"