DOE jokes
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
You can pick your friends and you can pick your 🤥 nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃 👃.
Does it 🚲 🚲 🚲 cycle now?
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court?"
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? It stands for family.
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What does your mother look like after I had sex with her eight times? An octopus.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
Teacher: *Reads mythological story about a cyclops*
Me: Does he have one eye cause he's from an incestual family in Alabama?
Why does family love family?
Because everyone has their Friday night nut together.
Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.