DOE jokes
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because the home button does not work.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Memes
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?
Not 15, as my basement's still dark.
What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
How many white women does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. To hire the Mexicans.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!