What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What does a cop say when they shoot ginger?
"Orange is the new black."
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.