DOE jokes
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
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What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they are all crying in a dark corner.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!