DOE jokes
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What does a furry call a sexy furry?
A foxy lady!
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
I went home one day. My mom said, "Look what a few guys got me." It was a MILF trophy.
My mom asked what does that mean. So I said, "Mom's I'd Like To Fuck." Then my mom said, "These guys want to fuck me?" I said, "Yeah." Then my mom said, "I still got it!"
Why does Oscar Field have no friends? Because he spends time on his fields.
What does a carpenter do after a one night stand?
The second nightstand.
The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.