DOE jokes
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why does everyone say there are mines in Bosnia? There are no-
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. XD
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
More than 9 because my basement's still dark.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, you just need to throw it hard enough.
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)