DOE jokes

How does an orphan call his parents?

"..."

What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?

R. I. P. Roll in Peace.

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Why does an orphan play soccer?

Because it's the only love they get.

Where does Santa send his children to study?

The Elf-phabets.

How does Stephen Hawking get clean?

He uses Tesco car wash.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.