What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
DOE Jokes
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Did you know that "girlfriend" at the end, it starts with "end." So does "boyfriend," and "friend" have "end" at the end of it, but "family" at the end it "ily" I love you.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What does the Titanic sell most?
Icebreakers.
What does the orphan have in common with Batman? They both lost their parents.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for it being black.
What does an Asian call a penis? A wong.
What does an Asian do with its legs? It wok.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Why does the egg crack? Cos it's sad.
What does the Peanut Butter Baby say?
"Ah!"
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How does a blonde turn off the light after having sex?
She opens the car door.
