DOE jokes
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles.
WTF did you think he’d tile it with?
How many Emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark crying.
None, they sit in the dark cutting their wrists.
Why does the emo kid skip class?
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
What does a rifle and a microwave have in common?
They both go "Ping" when they are done.
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.