DOE jokes
So I stayed at home for Halloween when I suddenly hear a knock on my door. I open and I see Penandes! I was confused and asked him why he does not wear a costume, and he said he doesn't need to.
Then I realized that he's a ghost and gave him 3 candies. Enjoy the candies Pruno!
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"
The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"
What does the long distance call and a Black person have in common?
They both don’t work.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Why does the orphan drink hot coco with water?
Because his dad never came back with the milk.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
What does the policeman say to the jumper?
"Hey! Pullover!"
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buccaneer!
What does LGBTQ+ mean? Is it the premium version of GAY?