DOE jokes
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
Two nuns in a bathtub.
One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"
The other nun says, "It sure does."
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
A penguin and a polar bear are sitting in a bathtub. The penguin asks the polar bear, "Hey, can you pass the soap?" The polar bear obliges.
A few moments later, the penguin asks, "Hey, can you pass the scrubber?" The polar bear does. Shortly after that, the penguin says, "Hey, can you pass the rubber ducky?"
The polar bear, beginning to become upset, turns to the penguin and says, "What do you think I am? A radio?!"
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist?
A: 2:30