DOE jokes
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
When does a dyslexic person know when they've spelt their address wrong?
When it fails to turn up.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
What does Mammot like on a woman’s body?
Bum bum bummmm buuummmmm bummm.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.