DOE jokes
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!
How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.
What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?
Hangman.
Q: What does Pakistan love to do with India when they go to war?
A: Surrender their 93,000 soldiers.
What does the cow say when it's going on holiday? - MOOOOOYORK.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
How many times does 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out!
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
How does a train sneeze?
It goes, "A-choo choo!"
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
What does Marine stand for?
My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.