DOE jokes

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

What does it sound like when a dragon sings? A fire alarm.

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

Does anyone go to Eagle High School? Tell me what classes you have from 1st period to 4th period if you go to Eagle High School.

How many babies does it take to paint the walls red?

Depends how hard you throw them.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

I made a website for orphans.

Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?

Hard shoulder.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

What does a skeleton say when he has lots of work?

"I have a ton of work, skele-ton."

How does Stephen Hawking get clean?

He uses Tesco car wash.

There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.

What does a sponge do?

It talks to Patrick.

What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?

F5

If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?