DOE jokes
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
What do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day?
A lazy bones!
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What does a squirrel eat? Deez Nutz in their mouth.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Q. How does an emo scratch an itch? A. With a razor blade.
How does a terrorist feed their kids?
"Here comes the airplane."
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How does a rapper stay warm in the winter?
With some HOT TRACKS!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
How does a rapper stay cool?
He drops some ICE in his rhymes.
Why does nobody talk to the letter G?
Because it's always in the middle of awkward!