DOE jokes
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What do you call a pig that does Karate?
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
If you're cleaning a vacuum cleaner, does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
What does a sponge do?
It talks to Patrick.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Why does cancer kill you? Because it does. 🌝
If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, does that mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
How does a donkey open a door?
With a don-key.
Why does Apple logo depict 1 byte in the 21st century?
How does a train eat?
"Chew chew!"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
Why did your father go away?
'Cause he needs da milk.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
How many emissions does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.