DOE jokes
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
What does a British cannibal's favorite meal?
Fish and chaps.
How fast does 173 move?
Breakneck speeds!
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
How many midgets does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three, because it’s the normal person's height.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why does America have more guns than people?