Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke's about orphans. See, they don't got no moms or dads, so they miss out on Mother's Day and Father's Day. That's two days gone, leaving only 363. It's funny 'cause it's sad, like your attempt at making a good joke.
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