DOE jokes
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Memes
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What do Shrek and onions have in common?
*LAYERS*
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
What do a brand new house, me, and new jewelry box have in common?
We're all empty on the inside.
What does one emo kid say to the other?
"I like your cuts, G."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
"A selfie."