DOE jokes
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
Memes
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.