DOE jokes
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with Bill Gates? One stands, the other doesn't.
Why does Britain suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
How much does a hipster weigh?
About an Instagram.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.