DOE jokes
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
What does Godzilla eat for dinner?
The dinner.
Memes
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeΓ±o business!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they donβt have mothers' and Fatherβs Day.
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.