One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
DOE Jokes
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What does a house wear? Address.
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
A guy does not know anything. Oh, wait, he has dementia.
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What kind of shit does a ghost take every time? A spooky dookie!
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they donβt have mothers' and Fatherβs Day.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
