DOE jokes
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Memes
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year?
Because they don't have a Mother's and Father's Day.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What does the plane that hit the Twin Towers and milk have in common?
My dad went to get both and never came back.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
One does not simply hand over a jar of dirt.
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.