DOE jokes
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Why do feminists eat so much pussy?
To get the taste of dick out of their mouths.
Does it cycle now, you stupid bitches?
Why does Stephen Hawking do one liners?
Because he can't do standup.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Which brand of underwear does Thor wear?
Asgard.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Penis enters my dad and sister.
How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One (flips lens) or two? One (flips another lens) or two?
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.