DOE jokes
How does an octopus laugh? Buble buble.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
What does a cow sound like when in a horror house?
Moo mooo moooooooo (screaming)!
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What does Michael Jackson get high on? A little crack.
Does this sentence make any sense?
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it's not 8 because my basement is still dark.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
What does a cow use in school? A cowculator.