DOE jokes
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.
What is the difference between your new teacher and a train?
Your teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Choo Choo!"
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.
Mom: "Okay, any questions?"
Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."
Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."
If a kid refused to go to bed, does that make them guilty of resisting a rest?
What do James Doyle and Hannah Doyle have in common?
John fucked them both in the rear.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user? A Drive-Thru.
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. 🥵
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: ☠️
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)