DOE jokes
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?
Because so he does not have a home button.
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh?
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
How does a blind person wipe their ass?
With braille toilet paper.
How much alcohol does JFK prefer to drink?
3 shots.
What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why does this website have a home page? It's an orphan joke waiting to happen.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."