Why does russia suck at chess? They only have pawns.
Does a migit count as a orphan?
tell the person next to spell "me". When they do, say, "you forgot the D". They should respond with, "There is no D in ME." You say, "not yet". if this does not go as planned, well, then you are fucked for life.
Why does jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts 🥜🍇😋
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
How does a train dance?It bogies!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃😂😂
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered
what does michael say when he laughs? hehe
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
Q: How many men does it take to open up a beer? A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls
What does lmao mean lautching milles
Son asks dad “how much does marriage cost?”
Dad: “i don’t know son I’m still paying for it”
Why does Britan suck at chess?
They lost their queen.
Why does an orphan eat cereal with water, because the dad didn't come back with the milk
What does a 100 year old pornstar and the white stripes have in common? Icky Thump
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Happy peter griffin"
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does a blind kid and orphan have in common?
They can’t see their parents. 👨👩👧👦
what does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids? shoot kids in them ;)
