DOE jokes
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why does Zac say he works at McDonald's? Because Aaron go errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.