Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
DOE Jokes
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What does a cigarette and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna..."
Vortex: "You'll do what?"
Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"
*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*
Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
