DOE jokes
What does the Gay Garlic do when it gets hot? It takes it's CLOVES off. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like if you LOL every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The teacher was asking some of her students the meanings of words.
"Sally, can you tell me what 'beautiful' means?"
Sally: "You..."
Teacher: "Aww! How nice! But next time, say the actual definition. Now, can someone tell me what 'malicious' means?"
Andrew: "A dangerous person and/or virus."
Teacher: "Great job, Andrew! Now, what does 'fat' mean? Johnny?"
Johnny: "A pig."
Teacher: "Could you tell me the actual defini- "
Johnny: "In other words, the person who last spoke to me!"
How does a tree access the internet?
By logging in and branching out!
What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
I don't care if she has either.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common?
A: They aren't much to look at, but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
What kind of car does Jesus drive?
A Christler.
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!