DOE jokes
Q: If a cat says to a dog, "All dogs are liars," and the dog says to the cat, "All cats are liars," what does it mean?
A: It means cats and dogs can talk.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why does a cheetah cheat to always win?
What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Does chocolate milk come from black cows?
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Q. Which game does necro like the most?
Into the dead part 1.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
Why does Tesco like midgets?
Every little helps.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"