What does every arsehole and Tory have in common?
They all produce horrible shit.
DOE Jokes
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What kind of car does Pikachu drive?
A Volts-wagon.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Taking you to go grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?
A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks... You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
I looked up how fast cum shoots and it said 28 mph. That means that ejaculation is illegal in school zones!
