DOE jokes
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
What does my uncle call a school?
A strip club.
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
What does this website with its comments and a cult have in common?
We have a case of Witzelsucht.
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?
They're sus.
What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
My girlfriend was born on February 29th, so does that mean she is 2 years old?
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
Why does Michael Jackson like to shop at Walmart?
Little boys' pants are half off!
Why can't the orphan play baseball?
Because he does not know where home is.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.