DOE jokes
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do the initials CIA stand for?
Central Intelligence of A**holes.
What do the initials FBI stand for?
Federal Bureau of Idiots.
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?
The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?
Reality.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What does a pregnant slave and a payless sale have in common?
Buy one, get one free.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?
One does it for the cash, the other for the views.