What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
DOE Jokes
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
Why does Michael Joseph Jackson love Boise?
Because of all the boys he'll see.
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
What does one orphan say to another orphan on Opposite Day? "Do you want to go home?"
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
What does Michael Jackson like to drink? Tea-he-he.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What does the F in orphan stand for?
FAMILY 😭😭
*IT'S DEPRESSING THIS PAGE EXISTS*
Stacy: Honey, I'm kinda new to texting, what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, "lots of love," I guess.
Margaret: Stacy, are you there? I don't know if you heard, but Amber and her three kids were killed in a car crash this morning. I'm in total shock!
Stacy: lol
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
