DOE jokes

Electrician

    • How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

    Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.

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    • Light Bulb

    • How many Bay Street bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

    In Toronto? One to hold it up and expect the entire country to revolve around them.

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    • Light Bulb

    • How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

    None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.

    How many software engineers?

    Again, none. It's a hardware problem.

    How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?

    Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.

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    • Vegan

    • If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

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    • Synonym

    • A kindergarten teacher is chatting with little John. The teacher asks John, "John, can you get me some pencils?" John replies, "Sure, I'll do it!" and accidentally knocks over a vase.

    The teacher says, "Oh, John!"

    John asks, "What does that mean?" The teacher replies, "It's kind of a synonym for 'You loser!'"

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