DOE jokes
"How does dry skin affect you at work?""You don’t have any elbow grease to put into it."
Why does this exist?
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
I have a question: Does aging affect corpses, too?
Just asking to know if I still count as a pedophile or not!
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?
Everywhere.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
Why does Ezra Miller’s Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ain’t straight.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
My senior relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying things like, “You’ll be next!” They stopped once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Does a midget count as an orphan?
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Jimmy does stand up comedy. He says, "What do you call an orangutan?"
Jake replies, "YOU!" Then everyone, including the teacher, laughs. Jimmy cries.
LOL