Why did the dumb blonde 👱♂️ pee inside the condom because the doctor told the dumb blonde 👱♂️ that the dumb blonde 👱♂️ was going to get a urine test
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: doctor doctor i broke my leg The doctor said: i see...
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I Wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone, and it turns out he only knows Spanish so When he kept saying "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida." I thought he wanted water, but when I got back with the water he was asleep and now my phone was charged so I translated what he said. And it was "You unplugged my life support", that's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
A hand of Pepsi murdered a coca cola a innocent sprite yelled QUICK! CALL DR PEPPER! Eventually a 7 up called Dr pepper the coca cola was fine
what is the perfect job for a paedophile
a physical doctor for kids
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
Why did the cookie go to the doctor because he felt crummy
I had to take my pet octopus to the vet yesterday. Oh, don't worry, he's okay now. But the vet charged me six quid.
Where did the eye doctor keep all his kittens? On Cat-A-Racks!!
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter" (e)
An orphan goes to a doctor. Doctor: Sorry I can't help you Orphan: But why? Doctor: I'm a family doctor
Daveon says "Oh wow, she's so beautiful." The doctor then says. "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states "Give me the one my wife made then!"
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
A doctor walks into the room and tells his patient, "I have some bad news for you. You really have to stop masturbating." The man looks aghast and says, "Oh my God, doc, why?!" The doctor replies, "I'm trying to examine you."
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
Why was the north tower a bad doctor when the south tower collapsed? Bc the north tower didn’t do cpr
the only docter you have is doctor pepper.
