Disease jokes
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
He's in a wheelchair.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
Memes
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
I'm hertophobic.
It means I'm allergic to straights.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.