Disease jokes
How do you die from Alzheimer's? You forget how to breathe.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Bitches do be so flat, you would think they have breast cancer.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
He's in a wheelchair.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
What was wrong with Stephen Hawking? His legs.
Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Grandma, I can’t believe I have Alzheimer’s.
One second later, Well at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s.
What's the best thing about Covid-19? It gets into any kid.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
What has a kid with cancer and Peter Pan in common?
They will never grow up.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.