Disease jokes
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face-off in the corner.
A midget had a disease, and the cure was on the highest shelf.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Doctors in the Middle Ages, Plague doctor: "I must have some herbs to block out bad air."
Doctors now: "God, WTF were we doing back then?"
My doctor told me I had Alzheimer’s.
I said to him, “I don’t remember asking.”
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
If certain diseases spread in water, why does Africa have them?
Why did God create yeast infections?
So women would know what it's like to live with an annoying cunt.
So, we are in class right, and the teacher has a metal leg. Every year she gets the question of, "Do metal detectors beep every time you walk by them?" She heard this question to the point where she just says yes without hesitation.
Once she had said yes, two kids in the back started laughing.
Teacher: Ok alright, take it a little bit more seriously would you?
Kid: Oh, we're not laughing at that.
Kid_2: We're laughing at cancer.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Cancer cancer cancer cancer. (joke speaks for itself)
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Stephen Hawking, more like Stephens not walking.
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.