What did Sally get for Christmas?
Cancer.
All germs are from GERMany.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
Zachary Disease Joke🤣🤣🤣 https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
What happens when someone shoots the Hulk?
He got gangryeen.
Gangrene+green+angry
The fact that "Hawkins" rhymes with "walking" and "talking," yet he could never do any of them.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
A joke, huh?
My sense of humor.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
What do you call a son of Gilgamesh that hates flashy lights? The epileptic of Gilgamesh.
