Disease jokes
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
⬇️Parkinson’s documentary⬇️
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.