What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Disease Jokes
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Titanic: And I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
What was I saying again?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
