Disease jokes
Joe mama so dumb she studies for the COVID test.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
My first thought when I read Betty Pear's obituary was, "Thank God for Alzheimer's!"
What is long and not hairy?
The conga line in the cancer department.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Having a stroke?
Stop it!
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."
Did you hear about the story of the husband who told his wife she’d look sexier with her hair back?
Apparently, that’s not a nice thing to say to cancer patients.
A young man cracked a joke about dementia to his friend on the bus. The old man sitting next to him politely asked, “Can you stop making jokes about terminal diseases?”
He replied, “Yes, I cancer.” Then he cracked tumor.
EMINEM: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy.
WebMD: Cancer.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What constellation has no hair at all?
Cancer.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair? Cancer.