Disease jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue šµ
Guy #1 is being picked up by Guy #2 from the hospital.
Guy #1: Oh man, I just got my prostate checked. It's not looking good.
Guy #2: Why, what is it?
Guy #1: Turns out, I have prostate cancer.
Guy #2: Oh man that sucks...
Guy #1: Yeah, it's a real pain in the ass!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! ššš
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Titanic: And Iām nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
What was I saying again?
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...