Disease jokes
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
If you have cancer, you are gay.
What is the difference between a kid's dad and his cancer?
The cancer came back.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
VAPING IS ALSO BAD
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What is it you can give at Christmas and still keep? Herpes.
What did the cancer cell say to its neighbor?
"Mind if I join you?"
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why does Ella have cancer?
Because she’s stupid.
I have it.
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."