Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
My dad always used to beat me, but he never beat cancer.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
What is mad cow disease?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Want one way to get a free haircut?
Call the cancer hotline.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
My jokes are cancer.
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
Stop joking with cancer.
- From a survivor :)
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
Yo mama is so fat that you should really take care of her because diabetes is a serious problem and she might die.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
