Disease jokes
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?
You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.
What’s the worst thing about having a sister with cancer? You can’t pull on her hair.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
⬇️Parkinson’s documentary⬇️
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
What did the kid with Parkinson's drink for breakfast?
Milkshake.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Have you ever walked through Stephen Hawking's house? No?
Well..... neither has he.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
A child asks his father, "How do you get pink eye?"
Son, I was told it’s from scratching your butt, then rubbing your eyes.
Then the son asks, "How did I get Fungi?" As the father was about to answer, the boy says, "Ohh, so is it from scratching my stinky feet, then rubbing my eye?" ———-Fungeye
Why can’t Sally get a hair cut? She has cancer.
A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
I want diabetes so I can drink loads of Coke. - Louie Fennell 2018
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.